For those who have time to burn.....here are my tales of cat vomit, culture shock American-style, faux pas involving large turds and lingerie (not in the same stories thankfully), Gynecology exams gone awry, and other misadventures.....all true (although at times, names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent).

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

On the road to JAW-JA...


Great drive home from Michigan!.....went through several states. My favorite is......
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ....oh and it is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
(true---didn't make that up)---
STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

__ Total number of vehicles you own __ Number of vehicles that still crank __ Number of vehicles in front yard __ Number of vehicles in back yard __ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; please explain:

Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A


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