For those who have time to burn.....here are my tales of cat vomit, culture shock American-style, faux pas involving large turds and lingerie (not in the same stories thankfully), Gynecology exams gone awry, and other misadventures.....all true (although at times, names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent).
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Monday, February 24, 2014
Bared at my new job (No, that is not a typo.)
First day at my new job. I wanted to make a good impression. I was on my best behavior. I was attentive to everything I was being shown and told. And then......well, then I really showed my ass. (Oh Mary Anne and Jennifer....you are going to love this....). Yes, I did. I showed my ass on my first day of work. Not figuratively (that would have been much better). No, literally--I showed it. I went to the restroom and came out, walked down the hall a ways and heard someone yelling " Excuse me! Excuse me!" I turned around (along with my 2 new coworkers) to see a lady running toward us, waving her arms. She catches up and says (to me) with a heavy southern drawl, "Yur skirt is tucked up in yur waistband! And we can see this much of yur BEE-HIND!" (that's how they say it down here....BEE-hind, emphasis on the BEE). She then shows me by gesturing with her hands just how much of my BEE-hind (emphasis on the BEE) everyone can see. I said (being used to these kind of incidents) "thank you very much", reached around and pulled my skirt down over my BEE-hind, shrugged at my 2 new co-workers, and walked on. So much for my good impression. On the bright side.....any mistakes I make after today will just pale in comparison. (and if this story gives you a deja vu feeling.......it's because this is not my first lingerie faux pas---yes, unfortunately--for me-- you have heard this story before. See Facebook Note dated March 9, 2013 titled "I am like a generous Pirate.....I share my booty.")
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