Life in the deep South---I am trying to adjust. Really.

I now live in the deep South (aka JAW-JA, which may not officially qualify as the deep South---but it's close enough)--- where everyone drinks their iced tea with a cup of sugar, where they make up new words --like "wunst" (as in wunst I drank an entire jug of sweet tea), where Waffle Houses are on every corner (and the waffles are really pancake batter cooked in a waffle iron), where it's so hot outside that I have debated throwing a roast, a few carrots and potatoes on my backseat so that by the time I get out of work, dinner is ready (because my car really is an oven), where they sell a product called "baconnaise"....a bacon-flavored spread (because--as the label proclaims--"everything should taste like bacon!"), where the shopping malls have "brow stands" so that women can sit in a chair and have their brows, and more importantly, their chin hairs pruned and plucked (out in the middle of the mall for all to admire....like a sick little hair tweezing circus side-show), where Southern slang and twang is sometimes hard to grasp (and where what you don't know can hurt you), and where some neighborhoods make you start humming that banjo tune from Deliverance....

that bearded lady you saw in the circus..... apparently she retired in Poland.

(although this photo was taken in Poland.... she looks like she could use a good Southern style chin-hair-plucking....in the middle of the mall of course)

Coming to Michigan in August~ Tanya's Hypnosis Show!

There is limited seating for this show! ....so make your reservations now!  ----

HYPNOTIST TANYA OSKEY BRINGS HER EXCLUSIVE SHOW TO THE LONGBRANCH SALOON!

This is live entertainment like you’ve never seen before! Witness the amazing wonders of hypnotism or volunteer to be a part of the show.

A truly unique entertainment experience that you won’t want to miss!

Tuesday, August 16th at 8:00 PM

The Longbranch Saloon

1327 East Frances Road, Mount Morris, MI 48458

            (810) 687-2640      

FREE ADMISSION

YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE TO ATTEND THIS EVENT

Reservations strongly recommended due to limited seating

Those without reservations will be seated on a first-arrival basis

ENTERTAINMENT BEGINS PROMPTLY AT 8 :00 PM

PLEASE ARRIVE NO LATER THAN 7:45 TO ENSURE THAT YOU ARE SEATED BEFORE THE START OF THE SHOW

Come early for dinner/drinks and to ensure great seating! DOORS OPEN AT 3 PM

Fantastic food and drinks are available at The Longbranch!

If you plan to have dinner, please understand that due to the special nature of this show, there will be no food service during the first 20 minutes of the performance

Bar activities will be limited during the show and will resume at 10:30 for regular Tuesday night operations.