We are in Kentucky for Christmas this year. You might be a Kentucky Redneck if you find yourself singing this version of the holiday song.....(written and sung .....by me)
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
Twelve cans of Bud Light
Eleven stained wife-beaters
Ten overflowing ashtrays
Nine trips to the dollar store
Eight clerks with missing teeth
Seven tatoos on Santa
Six guns on display
Fiiiiiiiiiiive family fights
Four chainsaws running (while we hauled wood)
Three deer heads (hanging above the holiday tree)
Two RVs in the drive aaaaaaand.........
One bottle of Homemade Moonshine
