For those who have time to burn.....here are my tales of cat vomit, culture shock American-style, faux pas involving large turds and lingerie (not in the same stories thankfully), Gynecology exams gone awry, and other misadventures.....all true (although at times, names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent).

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Saturday, January 23, 2010

To Pee or not To Pee

I had to drive to Germany for work on Friday. I stopped at a pull-over rest stop to make a call (it's illegal to talk on a cell when driving in Belgium). Anyway....while I was sitting there, a garbage truck pulled up next to me and the guys in the truck got out and began to empty the trash cans in front of my car. Then they began picking up the miscellaneous items left next to the trash cans. You know, large boxes, discarded grocery bags filled with trash, a bathroom sink,....wait....what? ....a sink? yes, apparently Belgian rest stops have everything AND the kitchen sink (or bathroom sink in this case). I mean, really.....who the hell leaves a sink at a rest stop? A few minutes later a car pulled up next to me. A guy got out and went over to the nearest tree and peed on it. Well, I thought----if he had only been there a few moments ago he could have peed in a nice sink!

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