Disturbing things that happen when you are on a plane....

Disturbing things that happen when you are on a plane....(actual events from a recent flight. names have been eliminated---mostly because I did not bother to get their names)
* The elderly lady next to you looks over and says "I hope I don't get sick". (she then lets out a gagging cough)
* You are so hungry that you cherish each individual peanut in that minuscule packet, savoring each one and counting them as you eat them. (there are nine)
* You look over to see the guy next to you sleeping .....and his mouth is hanging open (and it looks really stupid and funny!...even though it's disturbing....you laugh). more disturbing: 10 minutes later you suddenly wake up to find you are doing the same thing and look over to find him looking at you ....smirking.
* You see the largest man on planet earth coming down the aisle and he stops at your row and nods to the seat next to you and says "that's mine".
* You smell something horrible and realize that people around you are farting freely as the noise cannot be heard over the engine sounds and it is nearly impossible to detect where the smell is originating from. (you scoot a bit closer to the plane wall, away from largest man on planet earth)