Note to my big ass: Please stop following me around....it's getting annoying---and you are beginning to frighten young children. And lately..strangers have been known to attempt to hop on you and hitch a ride. The last time I flew on a plane, I had to buy 2 seats....mine and the one behind me....for you. At work you have become a hazard---for safety reasons they now make me wear a shirt emblazoned with "wide load". I checked my VMA (very massive ass) index and I am off the scale. So please find someone else to cling to~ and give me a break.
Sincerely,
Tanya
Friday, April 2, 2010
An important note....
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