Here's how it's done--take very small bites, carefully pulling bits off with your teeth..then chew as slowly as possible for an extended period of time, pulverizing the small morsel. now comes the most difficult part..swallow with extreme caution taking care not to hold your breath during this painful moment.
These are my best instructions on how to eat your own words. But even given my most excellent advice, you may just find that you choke on them.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
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