For those who have time to burn.....here are my tales of cat vomit, culture shock American-style, faux pas involving large turds and lingerie (not in the same stories thankfully), Gynecology exams gone awry, and other misadventures.....all true (although at times, names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent).
No work for me again today......believe it or not-----we are having a second "snow day" in the deep south (ok.....Georgia may not really qualify as the deep South....but there are days it feels like I am deep somewhere...or perhaps nowhere). The governor has declared a "State of Emergency "due to the (get ready) whopping 3.7 inches of snow!!....and he did this before the snow even started falling....so not even 4 inches of snow ----a walk in the park for Michigan is a calamity in JAW-JA. But hey--I will accept the day off work graciously...like any Southern Belle would.
I was laughing on Sunday when they said on the news that the stores were running out of bread.....now it is day 2 and it looks like there will be a day 3 or maybe even a day 4 of being stranded. At this time I am wishing I had gone to the store to get "supplies" like the locals. I should know by now--"when in Rome..."~
In between the cover of another perfect wonder
And it's so white as snow
Running through the field where all my tracks will be concealed
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