For those who have time to burn.....here are my tales of cat vomit, culture shock American-style, faux pas involving large turds and lingerie (not in the same stories thankfully), Gynecology exams gone awry, and other misadventures.....all true (although at times, names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent).
I am staying (semi-permanently it seems) at the "Extended Stay Hotel--DELUXE!" in Georgia (aka deep South to me). This morning after showering I reached up to hang my nice light blue scrunchy sponge on the hook---after using it.....and there tangled inside the netting was a large brown bug (I have no idea what type of bug it was. And I don't want to risk further repulsion and initiation of my gag reflex by looking it up online.)
So apparently I recieved a bit of extra exfoliation today, courtesy of Mr. hangin'out-in-your-bath-scrubbie. I guess he is just one of the "DELUXE" features of my hotel. Well--thankfully I don't use that sponge to wash my face...but I did feel it necessary to check to ensure that I did not have any small brown bug legs dangling from my armpit.
UPDATE
Oh yeah.....So Dallas flew in today and got to the room before I arrived home from work. When I arrived home I asked....Did you take a shower already? He says "Yes". Did you use the blue bath sponge? ---- "Yes". I started laughing (imagining him scrubbing himself with that bug still peeking out of the bath scrubbie! Because of course I just left it hanging there in the netting). Then Dallas looked at me and said....."But I took the bug out first".
DAMN IT!!
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